Phase 1: Uranium Discovery
Launch $IRANIUM on Solana. Build community of nuclear-grade diamond hands. Get listed on every DEX that doesn't sanction us.
Phase 2: Centrifuge Activation
10,000 holders. CoinGecko listing. First meme NFT collection: "Atomic Ayatollahs". Partnership with a kebab chain (probably).
Phase 3: Critical Mass
100,000 holders. CEX listings. $IRANIUM becomes official currency of the metaverse. Buy Iran a new nuclear program (just kidding, SEC).
Phase 4: Chain Reaction 💥
1M holders. Elon tweets about us. We buy a country. Everyone drives Lambos. Your wife's boyfriend is proud of you.